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Weee!d
  • Me: Weed is so thoughtful. Like what if this is the way to learn how to share...or like, take turns. Fuck yeah, weed is so great, I mean even their motto is great; "Puff Puff Pass" that shit is like motivational. Fuck yeah. Weed is just great. Seriously great.
  • BF: Are you having an intimate moment with weed?
  • Me: Fuck yeah. Weed is so great, I mean, you can't spell weed without the weee!
  • BF: ...
  • Me: ...
  • BF: Alright.








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LOL SO TRUE

LOL SO TRUE